Comments on: Chuck Norris: The Facts

By: Wesley

Wesley — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:05:05 +0000

God said “Let there be light” Chuck Norris said “say please”

Chuck Norris doesn’t cut his grass, he dares it to grow

Chuckstheman84 — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:31:34 +0000

Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. It has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a F*****G INDIAN!!!

Zaada — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:31:41 +0000

Chuck Norris once had a hard-on as he walked down the street. There were no survivors.

n v — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:29:02 +0000

god didn’t create chuck norris, chuck norris created god

n v — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:26:40 +0000

when chuck norris does a push up he doesnt pull himself up, he pushes the world down

n v — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:25:51 +0000

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

n v — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:25:05 +0000

if chuck norris is late, time better slow the f**k down

n v — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:22:04 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his nuts cuz hair doesn’t grow on steal.

andyyy — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 19:57:06 +0000

after partying all night chuck norris doesnt throw up chuck throws down

screw jack bauer — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:47:32 +0000

chuck norris once had biceps so big they pierced a whole in the pentagon… the goverment said it was a plane jack bauer jokes suck