Monthly Archive for February, 2007

Giant Projector Displays Your Drawings On Building

Laser Wall

The pro­jec­tor tracks what­ever is drawn on the build­ing with a hand held laser pointer pen and dis­plays the lines as giant blue graf­fi­tii. It makes for some inter­est­ing light shows. Check out the video here (Quick­time) or the Flickr gallery of the event. There is also another veri­son of the video up on YouTube. Finally, for the really curi­ous, there is a basic howto posted here.

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If Windows Vista Was A Woman…

Vista Girls

Here’s a poetic con­tin­u­a­tion of those Mac ads we’ve all seen.

I wake. For a moment, I stare at the ceil­ing try­ing to remem­ber some­thing. Some­thing impor­tant. Some­thing impor­tant hap­pened last night, but the details escape me. Some­thing fas­ci­nat­ing yet sin­is­ter, like tour­ing the CIA offices. Some­thing exotic yet some­how famil­iar, like putting hot sauce on meat­loaf. I won­der if I have a hang­over. I won­der why I am think­ing about the CIA and meat­loaf. I roll onto my side.

There is a strange woman in bed with me.

A lot of things hap­pen at once. First, I real­ize that this is the most beau­ti­ful woman I have ever seen, and I am a lucky, lucky man. Sec­ond, I real­ize that this is not my wife, and I panic. Third, I real­ize that she’s awake, has been watch­ing me sleep. Fourth, before I can really react to thoughts 1 and 2, she smiles at me and speaks with a lovely accent I can’t quite place: “So. You like new wife, yes? Yes. Up now, I make breakfast.”

She gets out of bed and stretches, per­fect curves slid­ing under silky lin­gerie and momen­tar­ily mak­ing me for­get about break­fast, meat­loaf, and who­ever it was I was mar­ried to before last night. She seems to know this, and smiles at me again, but appar­ently she’s seri­ous about mak­ing break­fast. She turns and strides con­fi­dently from the room. As she does, I see for the first time the large Microsoft logo splayed across her back. My stom­ach lurches as I sud­denly remem­ber everything.

Win­dows Vista. I bought a new com­puter yes­ter­day… and it came with Win­dows Vista.

…con­tinue read­ing at cha­lain: So Beau­ti­ful, So Dis­turb­ing. Wait for the part where she stran­gles the paper­boy.  You can also look at Yahoo New’s “Most Annoy­ing Things About Win­dows Vista”.

“Meet the World” Flags

Brazilian Flag

Chinese Flag

Columbian Flag

American Flag

Icaro Doria is Brazil­ian, 25 and has been work­ing for the mag­a­zine Grande Reportagem, in Lis­bon, Por­tu­gal, for the last 3 years. He was the author of the flags cam­paign “Meet the World” that has been cir­cu­lat­ing the earth in chain let­ters via e-mail.

Any ideas for a Cana­dian one?

www.BrazilianArtists.net, the A-Z of Brazil­ian Arts, Enter­tain­ment & Cul­tural Events in the UK

Graffiti Is A Fun Crime

Graffiti Is A FUN Crime
Chick­en­Crap :: Graf­fiti Fun

Paraglider Pulled Upwards By Storm Reaches 32,000 ft

Wisnerska rated her chances of survival as

“You can’t imag­ine the power. You feel like noth­ing, like a leaf from a tree going up,” she told Aus­tralian radio.

Wis­ner­ska, from Ger­many, was prepar­ing for the 10th World Paraglid­ing Cham­pi­onships above the town of Manilla in New South Wales when the storm struck on Wednesday.

With ter­ri­fy­ing speed she was whisked from 2,500 ft to an esti­mated 32,000 ft in about 15 minutes.

A 42-year-old Chi­nese paraglider, He Zhong­pin, was also caught in the storm and died, appar­ently from a lack of oxy­gen and extreme cold.

Storm whips paraglider to heights of 32,000 ft

Photoshop Genius

Painted Dress

Bad Hair Day

Getaway

Carrying the baby

Here are a few exam­ples of what pho­to­shop and some artis­tic tal­ent can do.

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Vancouver Police Ignorant to WiFi Benefits

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#01 work­ing­man by moaan

Vancouver’s cops have espoused vague, tech­no­log­i­cally igno­rant objec­tions to city-wide WiFi. They argue that the abil­ity to com­mu­ni­cate anony­mously will help crim­i­nals (cough pay-phones cough) and that WiFi is all about peo­ple steal­ing each oth­ers’ con­nec­tiv­ity. It’s like the Van­cou­ver cops have never even con­sid­ered the pos­si­bil­ity that peo­ple might delib­er­ately share their Inter­net con­nec­tions with their friends and neigh­bors just to be neighborly.

Police are con­cerned that unre­stricted wire­less access would give crim­i­nals an advan­tage by mak­ing it more dif­fi­cult to track them… “In this par­tic­u­lar project, we’re not con­cerned about the project in itself. We will mit­i­gate risks prop­erly. In the gen­eral sense, how­ever, we have con­cerns. You can go by cof­fee shops and even people’s houses and pig­gy­back on their wire­less,” he said.

This is kind of like say­ing that we should ban cell phones because they allow crim­i­nals to com­mu­ni­cate with one another more efficiently.

globeandmail.com: Wire­less net­work needs safety net, Van­cou­ver police say via Boing Boing

Man Survives Skydiving With A Failed Parachute

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wheee! by frunt

Appar­ently a man jumped from a plane expect­ing an orda­nary sky­dive, but when the time came, he had both his main chute and his backup become tan­gled. Some­how he sur­vived and caught it all on his hel­met cam­era. Here are some other sky­div­ing feats that I’ve men­tioned before, and here is the video:

YouTube — Sky Diver Freefalls and Survive

World Press Photo Contest 2007 Winners Gallery

Man rinses his face after gas pipeline explosion, Nigeria, 26 December, Akintunde Akinleye, Nigeria, Reuters.

Presidential elections, Haiti, February, Moises Saman, Spain, Newsday.

Street dancers, Paris, Denis Darzacq, France, Agence Vu.

Forced evacuation of Amona outpost, West Bank, 1 February, Yonathan Weitzman, Israel, Reuters.

Peter Crouch of Liverpool scores against Galatasaray, 27 September, Alex Livesey, United Kingdom, Getty Images for Sports Illustrated.

Psychiatric hospital inmates, Burundi and DRC, José Cendón, Spain.

There are many more amaz­ing pho­tos over at Win­ners gallery 2007 — World Press Photo. You can also check out the World Press 50 Years Gallery.