George Carlin.
“The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
“Just because you got the monkey off your back does not mean the circus has left town.”
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.”
“What was the best thing before sliced bread?”
“I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.”
Deep stuff… move over Socrates
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